I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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