Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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