Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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