I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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