i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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