He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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