guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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