So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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