no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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