my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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