: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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