Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
