I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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