I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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