literally had 100 drinks last night.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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