I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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