If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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