Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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