He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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