She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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