Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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