Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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