Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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