Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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