Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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