we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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