Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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