when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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