will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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