How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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