i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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