This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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