Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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