then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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