so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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