I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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