Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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