I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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