4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Fuck appropriateness.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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