Your tits are I can't wait for
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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