Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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