awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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