Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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