Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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