You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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