We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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