Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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