just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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