none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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