It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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